Description
“Too Old For This Shit.”
Because some days you just don’t have the patience, energy, or fucks left to give.
This candle is for the warrior who’s seen enough nonsense to last several lifetimes and isn’t afraid to say it out loud. At Snicker & Snark, we craft funny candles, savage gifts, and dark humor décor that don’t sugarcoat the daily grind.
Perfect for the burnt-out boss, the exhausted parent, or anyone who’s officially checked out but still has to show up. Light it, breathe deep, and remind the world you’re done playing nice.
• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US

















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