I hump on the first date

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Why wait? Commitment is overrated.

This bandana is for the unapologetic pup who treats every meeting like a hookup and every stranger like a potential mattress. It’s brazen, shameless, and definitely not for the faint of heart—or faint of crotch.

• Fabric composition in the EU: 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric composition in the US: 100% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight in the EU: 2.95 oz./yd.² (100 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in the US: 3.24 oz./yd.² (110 g/m²)
• Fabric specifications in the EU: Breathable; moisture-wicking material with UPF50+ protection
• Lightweight and soft to the touch
• Double-folded edges
• Single-sided print
• Multifunctional
• The fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified
• The recycled content of this product is certified under GRS (Global Recycled Standard)
• Blank product components sourced from China/Mexico

Important sizing information: the smallest bandana size is made for small pets and won’t fit a grown-up. Please choose the medium or large size if you’re ordering for a grown-up.

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I bark for no fucking reason

bones. balls. bitches.

Kind of an asshole

My Dad said you’re a ho